THE DEPARTMENT OF OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
Statements of considerable importance. Sporting developments remain limited.
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The Official Windows invite sponsorship of considerable distinction. For £1, an approved name or alias will occupy a footer credit for seven days after payment confirmation. The windows themselves remain resolutely unchanged: Could be you. Click here. Your name. Reservations are open; payment setup is still in preparation.
Official WAF FC club bulletin · Independent creative institution with a fictional sporting identity.
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Wetwang Athletic Football Club has opened its official home on the internet. Founded by Marc and Jean, the club takes its commitment to not playing football extraordinarily seriously. The first team has been named, A. Way retains the confidence of the club, and preparations remain comprehensive. Founding supporters may join the WAF Watchers free of charge. Scarf, cap and mug order requests are subject to availability; no payment is taken at this stage.
Official WAF FC club bulletin · Independent creative institution with a fictional sporting identity.
Founders: Marc & Jean. Club colours: Effervescent Black & Off-Pale. Supporters: WAF Watchers. Club motto: No Match Goes Unwatched.
A. Field, the team and The Mythical WAF Spot are fictional club settings. No parish endorsement or real ground-use agreement is claimed.
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